Dear 8th grade Bryan,

I am writing this to warn you that 9th grade isnt all easy, high school is a very tough place and everything.  There is no room for slacking and doing other useless things, high school is when it starts to affect your whole life.  How well you do in high school is basically determining what kind of job you are going to get.  Some advice, don't get distracted and blow off homework, don't think that if you get good on a test you can skip homework, homework and tests are in different categories that affect your grade. 

Dressing is a major part of being cool in high school, so be prepared.  Just want to let you know that your going to do ok since im doing ok right now.  But be careful about certain things and make the right decisions for my own sake.  Don't screw around and believe what you hear, like "9th grade doesn't really matter" it actually kinda does, you should want to do better anyways than just mess around, even though messing around is pretty fun.  Quit whatever your doing and start digging  your face into the books.

For future refrences  you don't have to get up until 9:20 on tuesdays and thursdays which is nice, but don't miss school and think you can sleep in!  And don't forget to pump your tires for the bike, I remember it was flat one day and i had to ride it flat, so anyways goodluck and remember what i said about 9th grade.

Man, its about 80 degrees in my room and all the windows are open, why does heat make you uncomfortable? Heat should give you energy or something not make you all tired.  Speaking of being tired, I am tired.  Right now im thinking if I should eat some Cheez-It's or just get water and sleep after this, too bad im hungry and thirsty.  I guess i'll have to get both then, i'll be back in a minute.  Good thing I went and got both, if i would have went to just eat the Cheez-It's then i would of been thirsty and if i went to drink water only i would be hungry. Im so smart.

God i think im breaking a sweat, with all this pressure of 10 paragraphs and the intense heat in my room. I should get up and take a cold shower right now but that would make me too cold and stuff.  I wonder who invented the english language... how would they teach somebody else?  The person would have to tell a person what this means at the same time as explaining what means means.  And every word he would use he would have to explain what that word meant.  My brain hurts now..

If you really think about a pencil or a pen, its very cool.  Everytime you write or draw something it leaves your own unique signature or something.  And whenever you do something it becomes history and you or somebody else will never do something that u EXACTLY did. Hmm im running out of ideas... I wish i had a burger or something cause im hella hungry, mabye with like 109059435943 tons of cheese and grilled onions on it with fries and stuff.  

I just realized i had 2 godzilla action figures sitting in the corner of my room and one is hella old with painted lipstick on it or something. I bet you that old godzilla is gonna be worth like 10 million dollars later, so ima save that thing.  I wish school was 2 days a week or something, there is so much pressure about homework and getting good grades for students that parents dont even know, but mabye they do.. At least i dont think they know how much stress it is, but i guess i don't know how much stress work is and taking care of kids are either. I wonder why i have a toilet paper roll in my room hmm...

I need a job so i can spend money and do stuff, im running out of money cause i go out and watch movies alot wit friends..  When i spend the money it feels like ill never run out but i actually am.  Damnit this is only my 5th paragraph and i should of slept like 20 mins ago omg im losing sleeping time that means i wont grow as much, mabye ill be this short forever now because i didnt get my 20 mins of sleep.

God i have so much homework, i think i have homework for every period except pe and art but those don't count cause those are easy. Yes! its only 79 degrees now i think its the windows or me not moving around as much, but anyways its still hella hot. I wonder how im going to sleep its really hot to sleep, mabye ill sleep with no blanket but then it could get cold in the middle of the night and i could catch a cold.  This is a very hard decision to make, or i could sleep half with a blanket and like have half of my body out in the cold.

7th paragraph woo.  I love how i said i was gonna do all my homework in the morning, and then i ate breakfast then got bored so i watched tv until like 6 then it was dinner time.  Then i started my homework and did like 1 assignment then got bored and came on the computer.  Then i just started my homework at like 9 which is bad, its so hard to just do all your homework in one sitting.  You will eventually get bored and move on to do something else.

I think i still have to take out the recycling, shit.  Its cold out there but dark and scary i could get jumped or something.  But i doubt there will be a gang ready and waiting to jump me as soon as i bring out the recycling.  So ima go take that out now brb.  Phew its nice and cold outside but scary so i ran back in.  I really should sleep soon but i still have to finish this and some other homework. Whoa i just coughed for no reason, i dont think im sick but that was weird. My throat was all healthy then i coughed and it felt cool and weird.

I can just see my bed with all the fluffy pillows and the soft mattress.  I wanna just jump on my bed and sink into the bed with all the fluffiness surrounding me.  I wonder how a water bed feels, would i get sea sick or something because all of the up and down movements?  I wanna buy that one time or at least try it before i die or something.  Who invented all the stuff we do today?  Like who thought of cooking eggs and making an omelet out of it?  That person is so smart i wanna just thank him.

Is this my last paragraph or what, let me go count.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and yeah. It is my last paragraph! Im so happy now but i still have to write like 2-3 sentences more.. Hmmm what should i write.  This was time consuming like 20 mins but it was cool letting all my thoughts out.  Blogs like this are pretty fun and i would do these alot. Anyways i think im gonna go get more water and snacks for my brain so i can finish my other homework.  stupid homework..

The tv showFlaver of Love is a horrble show that makes you never want to stop watching it.  The whole idea surrounding the show is lame but what society wants to watch today is drama.  People don't watch the show to find out who Flavor is going to choose, they watch it for the cat fights and all of the drama that girls cause over this one man, and often times the girls only go for his money.  In reality nobody wants to watch a tv show for a guy seeking love, but people would watch a guy seeking love between a dozen of girls.  In my opinion these love shows are just oportunities for women to get famous by pulling a hilarious stunt on the show.  Many say this show is romantic but we know that they are only watching it for the fights.  The show overall is successful because people like and watch the show, and today tv shows are all about being popular no matter how you get the popularity.  The idea of a dozen women fighting for 1 man is a mans dream, but there are flaws in dreams.  Some women are there for the wrong reason, some are violent etc.  But basically this show is meant for viewers to be entertained instead of interested in the actual love and romance of the show.

I'm choosing to write about the last picture with all of the accessories in the bedroom.  I think that all of the accessories such as the comb, make up brush, wine glass, some sort of pill looking thing, and the makeup thing that you use to draw on your face are in the bedroom to show us how obsessed american girls have gotten over the way they look.  The comb, and the make up accessories are placed in the bedroom to show us basically wherever they go they are thinking about how they look, even in their sleep.  I don't know what kind of pill that is but im just going to take a wild guess and say that it is a birth control pill, both the wine glass and birth control pill shows me that girls are seeking fun through getting drunk and other things.  The sky wallpaper for the room shows me that girls are sort of free spirited and they are very out going.  I think the artist's intent to show this picture is to show how obsessed women everywhere have gotten about the way they look.  The mirror also shows that they always look at how they look and try to be the 'perfect' women, just like a barbie doll.

I would have to say that my favorite kind of food would be steak.  Every man needs his protein right?  Even though steak is a very common food; its delicious.  You always know that when your going to eat steak, that your going to be happy.  Everytime you cut into the tender juicy meat; your mouth beings to water. Am I right?  You really dont need to have steak sauce, because it has all of the juices and flavors that you need to eat it.  And i guess there are different types of steak, t-bone... and i dont know others :](you should know).  There are autually alot of types which I dont know; there are to many.
Different types of seasoning: Obviously you add salt, pepper and mabye some garlic.
Differeny ways of cooking it: Rare, medium rare, well done.
It kind of depends how YOU like your steak, if you want it soft or tough.
You could do alot with steak, you can slice it up put it in a salad.. Or you could put it some soup and use the bones.  You can do basically everything with it, its like a food that you need to have in a meal.
I could say that steak is the foundation of a GOOD meal, that doesn't mean that you have to have steak everytime you eat.  But I guess it's a balanced way of eating(if you eat salad with it).
So don't forget everytime you eat steak that it is very important

1. If I could be a fly on somebody's wall I think I would perch on George Bush's wall.  Because I know that he would be keeping hella dark secrets that he wouldn't tell to the country or anybody else.  If I had the information I would either tell everybody or blackmail Bush for some stuff.

2. My favorite kind of art would be bullet art.  Its high speed photography that takes a picture of what a bullet does to certain objects.  I don't really know why I like it that much, its just cool to see what a bullet would do if it ever hit that kind of object. Usually you don't get to see a bullet everyday :].  It makes me feel kind of cool looking at the bullet and the weird stuff it did.

3. If i could choose my parents I would make them hella tight and nice.  They would look perfect of course and act cool.  I would make their jobs as celebrities so they could take care of me well :). Mabye one is a movie star and one is a singer, their hobbies would be everything.  My parents would be down for everything.

4. If i could live in any decade i would choose to live in the 1970's - 1980's because i would want to see what it would be like without all the cool inventions and electronics.  I want to see how life would be if there were no computer games like today, what would kids do for fun?  I guess if i still had the knowledge of the year 2000 and went back into time I would probably just make inventions as my advantage, and help the world.

5. I would be Bug's bunny because he seems so chill, and he doesn't really have to do anything except get carrots and eat them.  He lives a chill life except for Elmer Fudd that always wants to hunt him.  Other than that life would be pretty easy just gettin food and doing nothing.

6. I support stealing for a legitimate reason, because anybody would steal to save a family member am i right? If you wouldn't do that than your selfish.  Sometimes doing a bad thing for something good is good to.  For an example if your stealing money from the bank because you need to buy a certain device to stop a bomb from exploding, of course you would do that.  Because its for a good purpose it almost gives you the right to steal.  But thats just my opinion.

1. What is your favorite book?
My favorite book is "Lord of the Flies" because in order to really understand the book you have to find and understand the hidden symbolism that lies within the book.  Its not a book that you can just read and know the next day, you have to analize certain parts of the book to peice the puzzle together.

2. If you could/had to live in any country besides the United States, where would it be?
I would live in China because I've never been to China and I have family members living there.  Also because I want to get in touch with my culture and learn the language.

3. Who is your favorite superhero?
I don't really have a favorite super hero because I think they are all pretty cool becaues they have powers and they help people(except batman he has no powers). As long as somebody helps someone in a good way they are a type of hero.

4. If you could change any one law, what would it be?
I would change the law of having to go to school because I autually believe that elementary school and middle school is a waste of time. It would be fine if they taught you all that in highschool, having no school before that is time to be a child and have fun.  School stress causes some bad things in people's lives.

5. Is life a matter of reality or is it all just based on perception?
Both, reality is true but in order to understand reality you need to perceive it.

6. Is it better to be too hot or too cold?
I say too cold because its easier to get warmed then to try to cool down.  For an example if your really cold you could just grab a blanket, but if you were to hot you would have to take off the blanket and wait to cool off white your in burning pain.

7. Which is better: to get in a car accident that isn't your fault and lose a leg or to get into a car accident that is your fault and kill an old lady?
I would just lose the leg because I wouldn't want to live my whole life thinking about the poor old lady that I killed, it would come back to haunt.  Doing the right thing is mostly right but sometimes wrong, but in this case its right.

8. Do you believe that pain and suffering is a necessary part of life?
Yes without pain and suffering there wouldn't be as much success becase people need to go through hard times to make them more tough and strong.  If you're weak in the world today, your nothing.

9. Is animal testing acceptable?
I find animal testing wrong because were doing bad things to a completely different race, its like aliens testing on us(if they are real).  We would think that it is unfair to just test on us instead of testing on their own.

10. Do you believe that ghosts exist?
Hell yeah, ghosts are so scary, but the only thing that doesn't scare me as much is that there are good ghosts that want to help you, and protect you.  When I think of ghosts i try to think of a good ghost like casper :]

11. Do you believe that you can never have too much of a good thing?
I believe that you can have too much of a good thing, for an example money, if you have endless amounts of money you could buy anything basically, but as you keep buying you run out of things to buy and you become lost.  And you would just have money sitting there, if i had ALOT of money and i had what i wanted, i would just some away to poor people.

12. Do you believe that school is the best way to make a person smarter?
No because there are different types of smart, if you were living in the ghetto you would become street smart which help you survive in the rough world, and if you went to school you develop like bussiness smarts that help you get a job.  You kind of need both to succeed in the world.

13. Do you believe that Free Market Capitalism is fair? If not, what would you suggest?
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14. Do you believe that war can be justified?
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15. If you could switch your gender, but it had to be permanent, would you?
No, I wouldn't want to be a female because then i would have to sit down to pee, and I can't even imagine the pain that a woman goes through when they have their period or giving birth.

16. Do you think you are anyone's favorite person in the world?
I wouldn't want to say yes because then it would make me look bad, but there is probably someone out there that likes me as their favorite :].

If I could be any animal, I think I would be a bird because I would be able to fly.  Flying is something amazing, everybody in the world would want to fly.  It's like living in another world, everything would look different, and everybody would see things differently.  And I like to see things differently, at different ways and angles to see how the world works.

The online animal test told me I was a horse.  What is that supposed to mean?  Am I supposed to like people riding me or just to run around.  Anyways... I think this website is lying, the animal horse doesn't really mean anything to me.  I would rather be something that is beastly mabye a aligator or something, with those sharp teeth.

When I was a child my mom would let me watch Rated-R movies.  Even though I knew I would get scared by scary movies, I would always watch them anyways.  There was this one movie where this girl was buried behind a brick wall, and she killed anybody who went near it, and in almost every scene she would only appear in the bathroom mirror.

The most feared thing I ever had was the girl appearing in the mirror to kill me.  Everytime I would need to go bathroom I would always ask someone to come with me or at least stand at the door and wait.  And everytime I went to the bathroom alone I would never look at the mirror and always leave the door opene enough for me to run out just incase something happened.  One time I went to this restaurant that had this scary looking bathroom with this heavy door.  After I was done peeing I went over and tried to open the door, I tried both ways of the door but it still wouldn't open.  I started to bang on the door screaming "let me out!" until my mom came and opened the door.  Later I realized that the door was unlocked but I wasn't strong enough to push it because I was panicking.   This childhood fear still follows me today, I still think that girl is going to appear right behind me in the mirror, everytime I go bathroom I check behind me and leave the door open a little.  I guess this fear takes a while for me to overcome

A Truthful Song

Tupac Shakur – Ghetto Gospel

The song Ghetto Gospel shows the flaws that the world has, and what needs to be done in order to obtain world peace.